i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just gift wrapped bread.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
two words: eviction party
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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