apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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