Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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