all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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