Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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