hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
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