She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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