You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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