Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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