You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
