Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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