she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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