I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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