New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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