Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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