I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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