he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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