For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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