Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Randomize
