Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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