just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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