I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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