that's an acceptable place to lick
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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