what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
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