your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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