it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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