White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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