return my video game
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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