She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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