Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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