yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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