i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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