am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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