I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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