You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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