OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Randomize