Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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