Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Randomize
