hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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