It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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