So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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