Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
my shit smells like andre
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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