It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Randomize
