Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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