Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
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