Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
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