Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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