You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
Randomize
