Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
this boner is exhausting
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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