I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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