we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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