Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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