Small penises have feelings too.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize