Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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