"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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