Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Terrible idea I love it
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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